Exhibit A: d'Armond Speers - A linguist (good! We love linguists because your humble narrator is one... sort of.) who decided it would be a super-fun experiment to only speak Klingon (!) to his infant son until he was 3. Because, really, who doesn't want to use their children as free experimental subjects?
It think this falls into the category of "Things you can do, but shouldn't." Things like:
- Speak only Klingon to your infant child
- Decide to never cut your fingernails again
- Buy a house that you cannot afford
- Accept free drinks from a guy with an eye-patch named "Slash"
- Vote Republican
- Eat at Arby's
- Ask Amy Winehouse to baby-sit your children
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