In which your humble narrator directs your interwebular attention toward a grand spectacle of idiocy.
At last! I no longer have to go to all the trouble of trying to figure out non-verbal, enigmatic, semi-screamy Child #2's wants and needs. All I have to do is buy an iPhone and this killer app!
Now Child #2 can cry at my new iPhone and I will instantaneously know what her problem is. If this works I may not have to even look at her for another 4-6 months! It's even better than an illegal Guatemalan nanny because this way I get an iPhone!
Hooray for technology!
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