Monday, March 1, 2010

The Department of "With All due Respect"

In which your humble narrator decries weasel-speak.

Why is it socially acceptable to be insulting, insensitive or condescending if you preface your remarks by uttering "with all due respect?" I suggest we encourage our elected officials to avoid weaselly idioms.

After watching a few clips of last week's White House health summit I'm convinced we should replace "with all due respect" with, "bitches, please," 'cause you know that's what they're all thinking.*

Except for John Boehner who is thinking about cigarettes, and Joe Biden who is thinking about, oh I don't know... maybe waffles. And Amtrak.

1 comment:

  1. My general feeling is that if you have to preface something with "with all due respect", you probably shouldn't say it. Same goes for "not that I'm racist, but..."

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