The Air is Brisk and Here are some Things I Loathe

In which your humble narrator pontificates on incommodious impediments to a calm and happy life.

• Class shoppers, those detestable undergraduate adders* and droppers who prevent you from getting an accurate class list until the third week of the term.
• Terrible Twin Cities drivers that do not understand that on a multi-lane road being in the right lane is a necessary precondition for making a right turn. Turning right from the left lane? Generally inadvisable.
• The social acceptability of cheap perfume for adolescent boys and undergraduate males. If I can smell you coming from 15 yards away there's a problem. If you're sitting in the fourth row in my class and making my eyes water, there's a serious problem. 
• Shopping for new cell phones. 
• The never ending mosquito swarm. I'm ready for a quick freeze to destroy all the blood-sucking little bastards.

*Not the snake kind.