Wednesday, September 29, 2010

3 year old weird

In which your humble narrator relates a bizarre dialogue with Child #1.
Child #1: (after drinking) This orange juice makes my body smooth.
Me: What?
Child #1: This orange juice makes my body smooth.
 Me: Why?
Child #1: It just does, okay?

1 comment:

  1. Child #1: This cheese is clumsy.
    Me: The cheese is clumsy?
    Child #1: Yes. It means it's slooooooooow.
    Me: Uh, really?
    Child #1: Yes. You will take my word for it.

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