In which your humble narrator shares a fundamental truism of relatively little import.
It is an incontrovertible truth that it is impossible to look dignified while drinking through a straw.
Think about it. This is why you never see the Queen of England sippin' on a Big Gulp.
That's the only reason? I always thought she absorbed moisture through her skin...
ReplyDeleteI think it's nitrogen through the skin. I'm pretty sure she has water tanks underneath the hats for moisture.
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