Things I saw on the way to teach my class today

In which your humble narrator lists the assorted oddments that he surveyed on his way to teach the little children about educational psychology.

1. A man running down the street wearing and parka (no surprise... it's 26 degrees here in The Cities today) and no discernible pants (Very surprising. Minnesotans eschew nudity even during the summer) and very, very white legs.

2. A golden eagle hunting along the Mississippi River bank.

3. A tiny, wizened, old man with a long, flowing bead very slowly riding a tiny bicycle along the river while wearing a top hat.