It's Thursday, so that must mean I hate things (Winter Edition)

In which your humble narrator comments on five examples of awfulness, worthy of hate.

1. Undergraduates complaining about how cold it is when they're wearing what amounts to pajamas to class. It's cold. Wear layers. Sweats and a jacket aren't going to cut it when the high is 9 degrees.
2. SUV drivers who have four wheel drive and still park 4 feet from the curb, because, you know, it's all snowy and shit. 
3. Black ice.
   
4. Trying to get change out of your pockets to feed the parking meter while wearing gloves.
5. Frozen boogers.