In which Child #1 stuffs his face with funnel cake and mauls the face of your humble narrator.
Today Wife, Sister and Mother-of-me took both children the Minnesota State Fair where we feasted on fried foodstuffs. This year some enterprising individual is making a fortune renting personal motorized scooters to the overweight, lazy and lazy-overweight among us. I spotted several "ladies of a certain mass" tooling around with multiple bags of free fair loot, various food containers and, in at least one case, a small child riding the open byways of the state fair on scooters.
I'm jealous of the fried foodstuffs. Also, it's ridiculous how much that sarcastic toddler looks like you.
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