Buenas Noviembre, blogketeers! Two of the seven of you that read this tripe have had the temerity to bitch to my actual face, or my online face about the lack of content 'round these parts, lo these many months. Well guess what, suckers? There's a whole world of web-er-tainment out there that doesn't involve me verbally abusing you for showing that you care about my "musings". (Seriously people, weak.)
I could use this opportunity to kvetch about how BUSY I am and make excuses for not updating, but that would be lame. I haven't gotten around to it okay? I'm a bastard, but you, gentle reader, know that already.
So what's the happy-haps, you enquire? That question is most definitely answered with a list. You know you want one.
- Homophones. Learn about them here. (Caution: contains extremely effective use of profanity.)
- Child #1 and Child #2 were both Superman for Halloween. Child #2 continues to wear the cape around the house.
- Google Buzz sucked when it occurred and then continued to suck as it went away. Also all my inappropriate blog posts seem to have gotten indexed to my real name, you know the ones where I whine about my petulant entitled students? That was a problem as it's difficult to project the necessary sense of warmth and caring for the children when I'm slagging them off on the interwebs.
- Seriously, I love 35% of my students, and am generally cool with about 96% of them. It's the remaining 4% that make me want to stab myself in the eyeballs with a screwdriver just to avoid reading their terrible, terrible emails.
- Child #2 loves beans. They are seriously her favorite food.
- Child #2 loves farting for comic effect. This may be related to the previous item.
- Did I mention I made 6 pies for Thanksgiving? I did. That was down from 9 last year.
- This list is over because I need to feed my family vegetables. We need vegetables to live.
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